Hailee Serene Tigriil
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Wisdom of the Great Paladin
- Oh great paladin! What sort of gnome is good?
- Gnomes were crafted by the gods one day when Tarien...farted. Therefore, slaying them is an act of mercy. Jinks is living proof that we have been lax in our crusades.
- Oh great paladin! How shall we converse with Charn for diplomatic peace?
- ...get me my sword. I will show you peace.